"The most surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share it with the world" ~Christopher Meloni
Monday, June 17, 2013
One Bad Apple
Everyone knows that siblings can be raised by the same parents in exactly the same way but be completely unique in their likes, mannerisms, attitudes, etc. For example.
Morgan/Zari: Daddy, daddy, we want some chocolate milk!
Me: Is that how you ask for chocolate milk?
Morgan: Yes!
Me: No.
Zari: Can we have chocolate milk please?
Me: Sure you can Zari.
Morgan: Me too?
Me: Not until you ask the right way.
Morgan: Can I have chocolate milk?
Me: Can you have chocolate milk what?
Morgan: Can I have chocolate milk TOO?!
Me: Wrong.
Morgan: Can I have chocolate milk pleeeeeaaaaase?
Me: That's better.
(Pour the chocolate milk and hand it to them. And wait.)
Me: Umm...
Zari: Oh. Thank you for the chocolate milk daddy!
Me: You're welcome. (waiting).
Me: Hello, Morgan, what do you say?!
Morgan: (holds up her cup) It's not enough.
#Woosaaa
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