"The most surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share it with the world" ~Christopher Meloni
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Hereditary
1988
Mom: You need to clean this room up today, it's a mess.
Me: Who's coming over?
Mom: What?
Me: Are we having company or something?
Mom: (Aggravated) No. You clean your room so it's clean not just because we're having company.
Me: Oh. Okay.
2013
Me: Come on girls, take a break from Sesame Street so we can get dressed.
Zari: Yaaaay! So we can go to the park!
Me: Uh, no, it's raining baby.
Zari: So why do we have to get dressed?
Me: (Aggravated) You get dressed so you're not in your pajamas all day, not just to go to the park.
Zari: Oh. Okay.
Nowwwwww I get it. ;-)
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